Tycho Brahe!
Astronomer, Moose Tamer
Hypothetically, you have to go to a friend’s wedding and your spouse gets the stomach flu and has to stay in the hotel room. You already reserved “the plus one” and you would really like to have someone to talk to at your table during the reception. Fortunately, in the hotel you are staying at there is a convention of reanimated astronomers. Which one do ask to join you for the wedding?
Carl Sagan? Aryabhata? Copernicus? Liu Xin? Aristarchus? Sir Issac Newton? Not only are they boring but they will insist you will be their wing-man and/or “score them some herb”. Tycho Brahe may have never figured out the earth revolves around the sun, but he knows how to party.
Examples!
1. He pays a dwarf to entertain him and tell him the future.
2. One wedding he attended, led to a duel where he lost his nose. Therefore:
3. He has a prosthetic nose for any occasion.
4. He had a tame moose as a drinking buddy.
So pick Tycho if nothing else you get a night of pleasant conversation and a moose ride home. Worst case scenario, you wet your pants, spend the night looking for a missing nose and the moose falls down the stairs… but the dwarf will probably warn you before hand.
Smelling the world through rose colored noses
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